a gamer magazine called The Escapist posted an article about us where they ~explained what fanfiction is~ by talking about Batman/Joker fanfic.
so i started wondering how Batman/Joker fic would even work.
and now i’m thinking that the Joker would basically be Batman’s Manic Pixie Dream Girl, right?
Batman/Joker is my NOTP when it’s written in anything other than a kismesis-style “I am inextricably bound up with you and the only way to express my feelings is to attempt to destroy you but also possibly makeouts” bent, buuuut I would read a Manic Pixie Dream Joker coffeeshop AU I’m pretty sure
you know, Jokes as the flamboyantly dressed cashier who writes his number on Bruce Wayne’s coffee cup in the mornings at the Arkham Cafe and always makes sure he gets extra whipped cream and sprinkles in spite of the fact that Bruce orders black coffee every day
(Jonathan Crane is the barista who hates everyone and wears a lot of goth guyliner)
(Ducard is the manager who can’t figure out how Jokes got a job here because Jokes will not do a single fucking thing he tells him to do)
(Bane got fired and … runs the rival coffeeshop across the street?)
batman/joker coffeeshop AU. i’m not a big fan of coffeshop AUs (SORRY, PLZ DON’T KILL ME EVERYONE), but i would totally read this as long as the joker was legitimately terrible, lol.
I was really intending to be in bed like an hour ago.
Gotham City. The sun is up, the birds are singing, and you better believe there’s coffee brewing. This is a city that never sleeps, didn’t you know? And certain people who are up all night need their caffeine fix. You know how some people are, they’re just not human before their first cup of coffee.
Luckily, Arkham Cafe is there for them.
“Good morrrrning, Mister Wayne.” He grabs a paper cup off the stack and a sharpie off the counter, stands with the blunt felt tip poised over that white canvas just begging to be marred, one hip cocked and his glitter-painted nails drumming on the cup’s side, tuptuptuptup. “What’ll it be?”
(Source: heauxmo, via lifedrinker)
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
(Source: tourettes, via whoavengedknope)