If they try to take away mama McCall’s award for best mom, I’m going to be so fucking pissed.
(And if it involved cheating I’m going to punch someone in the throat.)
[And how does Stiles know? Was he eavesdropping on a conversation because would his dad just up and tell him whatever this terrible secret is?]
teen wolf wins the award for lazy writing
Probably she admitted that she was just really sick of Scott watching Finding Nemo twice a day. “I just want all those stupid fish to SHUT UP and DIE,” she said. Stiles was DEEPLY offended, but he knew that his love for Finding Nemo was DWARFED by Scott’s. DWARFED. He knew that Scott would never be able to forgive this. Never.
The nogitsune, however, has no freaking idea what Finding Nemo is. All he knows is that the memory of the wound is like an agonizing crater buried deep in Stiles’s mind. As far as the nogitsune can tell, this is the most hideous betrayal imaginable. From how badly the memory burns in Stiles’s fierce little brain, Melissa probably belongs in prison five times over. The nogitsune probably thinks that Nemo was Scott’s long-lost twin, and that “Finding Nemo” was a documentary about his kidnapping and disappearance.
oh my GOD
My brother just had to go and get my inhaler because I was laughing so hard…
ALSO, NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT, BUT JEFF DAVIS THIS IS HOW YOU KILL OFF A FEMALE CHARACTER AND HAVE IT CARRY EMOTIONAL WEIGHT.
aahahahahahahaha jeff davis you are in so much fucking trouble just give your show over to the fans you’re clearly not capable motherfucker bye
Well, this took me 100 years to respond to - sorry! - but I’m glad you’re with me on the glam!Sheriff train! He’s so obviously a former club kid who made good - and Stiles had to get that attitude from somewhere.
"Not exactly your kind of club."
Never getting over Stiles’ indignation.
The rare moments where we actually see a character get really insulted by the fact that it was pointed out that he’s not gay. DO YOU SEE WHY STILES IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER?
I posted this the first time this episode aired:
Papa Stilinski was super glam as a teen, bisexual and glittery and goofy, into Lou Reed and drugs and all that shit and when he met Stiles’ mom he fell in love right away with her short hair and heavy eye-makeup and the fact that she never wore a bra or even a shirt if she thought she could get away with it and he loved that she liked to be on top and that she called him “pretty boy” when she painted his lips and eyes before they went out and how getting older and becoming a cop may have meant putting away the silver boots and body glitter in public, but Mr. and Mrs. Stilinski still smoked pot and made love slowly to Iggy Pop in their little starter apartment and when they had Stiles in the early 90s the pot went away too but they always had their music and their glitter and each other until the day he didn’t have her anymore and it all went away except sometimes when Stiles laughs a certain way or lets his hair grow out a little and when he’s standing in front of a gay bar saying “I could be” in that tone, all he can think of is the thigh-high silver boots in his closet that didn’t belong to his wife but to him and how the clubs in the seventies teemed with fashion and lust and imagination and that Stiles’ mother would be horrified to know her son was trying to pick up boys in a zip-up hoodie and tennis shoes and all he can say is “not dressed like that”
and I’m still feeling it
Physical Education (gym/P.E):
OR HOW ABOUT:
English (and other languages)
walk up in the school like
what up we had a threesome
[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
My love of Steve/Tony doesn’t take away from my love of TonyxBruce, my love of Stiles/Derek doesn’t detract from my love of StilesxScott, loving RayK/Fraser doesn’t mean RayVxFraser means less to me, Arthur/Eames doesn’t destroy ArthurxCobb, John/Rodney doesn’t destroy JohnxRonon, Kirk/Bones doesn’t take away from KirkxSpock (that’s right, I ship it in reverse), and Dean/Castiel doesn’t diminish DeanxSam. SO I GUESS WHAT I MEAN IS YES. PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN MY /SLASH PAIRINGS CAN’T EXIST AROUND THOSE RELATIONSHIPS.